Laugh It Off: Holiday Humor to End the Year Right

From Your Friends at AlphaGraphics Tampa

It’s that magical week between Christmas and New Year’s—the one where no one knows what day it is, leftovers count as a balanced meal, and office email replies are confidently set to “See you next year.”

Here at AlphaGraphics Tampa, we know it’s been a full year of projects, deadlines, proofs, revisions, and wins (big and small). So instead of talking about marketing plans, print strategies, or goals for 2026, we thought we’d end the year with something even better:

A few good laughs.

Grab a cup of cocoa, take a break from those New Year’s resolutions, and enjoy a little holiday humor to help you coast happily into the new year.

Home for the Holidays

Struggling to get your family’s attention?
Simply sit down and look comfortable. That should do the trick.

Job Market Realities

Interviewer: You’re asking for a pretty high salary for someone without any real experience.

Interviewee: Well, that’s because this job is going to be super hard since I don’t know what I’m doing.

(Honestly, this feels like every first week at a new job ever—printing included.)

Say It with Flowers (or Don’t)

A man stops by his local florist to buy flowers for his new girlfriend.

The florist says, “You know the expression, ‘You should say it with flowers’? How about three dozen of my finest roses?”

“Make it a half dozen,” the man replies. “I’m a man of few words.”

Classic Grandpa Wisdom

Grandpa always said when one door closes, another one opens…

Great man.
Horrible cabinet maker.

The Law and (Out-of-) Order

A state trooper stops a woman for going 15 miles over the speed limit. After handing her a ticket, she asks, “Don’t you give out warnings?”

“Yes, ma’am,” he replies.
“They’re all over the road. They say, ‘Speed Limit 55.’”

A Divine Sense of Humor

Question: What’s the name of the Greek god of humor?

Answer: Hilarios.

(We’ll see ourselves out.)

The Running Joke

2022: Didn’t jog.
2023: Didn’t jog.
2024: Didn’t jog.
2025: Still haven’t jogged.

This is a running joke.

(And honestly, that’s the only kind of running we’re doing this week.)

Funny New Year Favorites

• Every New Year’s Eve, I raise my left leg during the final countdown so I always start the new year on the right foot.

• May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.

• I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year… then I remembered nobody likes a quitter.

• My resolution was to read more—so I turned on the subtitles.

• An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

• “I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.” — A dad on New Year’s Eve

A Year-End Thought

It’s been a long year—full of deadlines, deliveries, creativity, and (hopefully) laughter along the way.

Before we all reset for 2026, take a moment to smile, breathe, and appreciate that you made it through another lap around the sun.

From all of us at AlphaGraphics Tampa, thank you for trusting us with your print, signage, and marketing needs this year. We look forward to creating even more great things together in the year ahead—starting with a smile.

Here’s to a happy, healthy, and laughter-filled New Year 🎉